It seems power cuts are getting more and more frequent recently and they only happen in the middle of the night -_-" Not to mention dead phoneline also happening alot. A conversation between me and TM staff.
Me : Hello my phone line is dead. Is there something wrong?
TM : Are the lights on your modem blinking?
In my head : Retard. My phone is dead of course I have no internet.
Me : No. Erm.. My phone line is dead.
TM : What is the brand of your modem?
Me : -facepalm- Prolink.
TM : Are you near your computer?
Me : -already know whats coming- Yeah.
TM : Ok which OS are you using?
In my head : WTF? I'm asking bout my phone line!
Me : XP.
TM : Go to start. Then click "Run". In the box type in cmd. I repeat C-M-D. Ok?
Me : Excuse me. I want to know about my phone line. Can you stop asking me about my modem? Of course theres no internet with the phone line dead!
TM : Please hold a moment.
-retarded music playing-
TM : Sir can you do a direct connection to your phone?
In my head : *pfffft* don't cha think I've done that?
Me : Yea sure...
-30 seconds later-
Me : Still dead.
TM : Does your house have an alarm system?
Me : -eyeball roll until fall out- NO.
TM : Can do you do a direct connection to your modem?
In my head : FFS!
Me : You know what? My phone is DEAD. I called you regarding my phone not regarding my internet -dimwit-. Just send a tech over and give me the reference number and your name thanks.
TM : Errrr.... Ok... please hold a moment
-retarded music-
Me : Muthafu-
TM : Sir please take down your reference number. 1-xxxxxxxxxxx
Me : Ok.
TM : Can you please repeat the reference number?
Me : -hangup-
I swear I can have a much more intelligent conversation talking to my 3 year old nephew -.-"
Seriously what kind of people do you hire Telekom? And WTF are you doing TNB?
-Kent
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